Ninja Jokes

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    - Fuck off, ninja!
    - Nan, thats a muslim.

    Knock Knock
    Who's there!
    Ninja who?
    Ninja with me every day!

    Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
    When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
    When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
    Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
    Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
    Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
    For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
    Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
    When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
    Chuck Norris invented more...

    "Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
    Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
    Chuck Norris once had sex with a cigarette machine in the Osaka airport.
    Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
    Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
    In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
    Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
    When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
    Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for more...

    "Dude, she just called you a ninja! ... Dude, where are you?"

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