"Minimum Wage Increase?" joke

The House will vote on Saturday to raise the minimum wage to $7.25 an hour. The raise would allow many Americans to quit their third job.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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