"Minimum Wage Increase?" joke

The House will vote on Saturday to raise the minimum wage to $7.25 an hour. The raise would allow many Americans to quit their third job.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

223
101

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

197
79

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's more...

123
68

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

132
58

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

127
75
Be first to comment!
remember me
follow replies
Funny Joke? 1 vote(s). 100% are positive. 0 comment(s).