"I found yo mama playing hide and seek!" joke

Your mama lost the game of hide and seek. Only cos I spotted her, BEHIND MOUNT EVEREST!

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side

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The Utah Jazz collected their 12th straight victory. In celebration, Utah residents might even stay up til midnight.

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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