" Hermaphrodite" joke

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is that schtuff for
People get mushy and start acting queer
It's definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass.
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's more...

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disneyland. When they saw a sign that said "Disneyland left" they turned around and went home.

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors