"Dude..." joke

Q : How do you come to own a small business?
A : Start a large business and put an UConn grad in charge of it.

A little boy and his mother were walking in a cemetery when they came
upon a headstone that read “Here lies an UConn graduate and an honest man.”
The little boy asked, “Mommy, why did they bury 2 people in there?”

Q: How do you get an UConn cheerleader into your dorm room?
A: Grease her hips and push.

A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked him, "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?"
The lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street."
Saint Peter asked more...

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors