"Dude..." joke

by Anna

"Dude, she just called you awkward!" "OH, HELL NO! Hold my turtle!"

There's these three dogs sitting at a bar, a Chihuahua golden retriever, and a shepherd.

A girl dog walks in, and said "The person who can use liver and cheese in a sentence I will marry."

The golden retriever goes first. "I don't like liver more...

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This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

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A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked him, "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?"
The lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street."
Saint Peter asked more...

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Q: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
A: Snowballs!

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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