"One day a boy asks his dad..." joke

One day a boy asks his dad,"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" Dad thought for a minute and said, "Come with me." He took his son to his mother's bedroom, where shewas sleeping nude. "Son," he whispered, "see thatbrown soft furry patch? That is a pussy." The boy asked, "May I touch it to see how soft andfurry it is?" "No!" replied his father. "That might wake up the cunt."

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Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
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Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
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Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
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"Welcome to Entropy Burgers - may I take your order?"
"I put in disorder a long time ago. The service here is getting worse all the time."
"My experience Gibbs me reason to believe you."
"I know the waitress who asked that, too. more...

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A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child.." The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?" The doctor says, "There's more...

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

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Hamachisn't:I heard this joke in the '70s, with only one bottle in existence, but it was the usual kind of shaggy dog story. However, in the version, the song was "My country 'TIS of thee..."
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