"Nan please" joke

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the rope was very weak and the brunette said someone had to let go. no one volunteered, until the brunette finally said she would let go, and gave a heart-felt speech. hearing this the blondes started more...

Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

Bosses are like legs... When they get to the top, they become asses.

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