"One-Liner" joke
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
A shamus is a guy who takes care of handyman tasks around the temple, and makes sure everything is in working order. A shamus is at the bottom of the pecking order of synagog functionaries, and there's a joke about that:
A rabbi, to show his humility before God, cries out in more...