"Demi Moore No Pregnancy" joke

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher's marriage is allegedly under pressure because of their failure to have a baby. I don't want to point fingers but only one of them is in their 40s.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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