Moore Jokes

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    Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher's marriage is allegedly under pressure because of their failure to have a baby. I don't want to point fingers but only one of them is in their 40s.

    Michael Moore, promoting his new film, “Capitalism: A Love Story” onThe Larry King Show, declared capitalism a failure. Moore’s previousfilms have grossed $172,833,594.

    Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:
    I was somebody.
    Who, is no business
    Of yours.
    Lester Moore was a Wells, Fargo Co. station agent for Naco, Arizona in the cowboy days of the 1880's. He's buried in the Boot Hill Cemetery in Tombstone, Arizona:
    Here lies Lester Moore
    Four slugs from a .44
    No Les No More.
    John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery:
    Reader if cash thou art
    In want of any
    Dig 4 feet deep
    And thou wilt find a Penny.
    On Margaret Daniels grave at Hollywood Cemetery Richmond, Virginia:
    She always said her feet were killing her
    but nobody believed her.
    In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:
    On the 22nd of June
    - Jonathan Fiddle -
    Went out of tune.
    Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont has an epitaph that sounds like something from a Three Stooges movie:
    Here lies the body of our Anna
    Done to death by a banana
    It wasn't the fruit that laid her more...

    Knock Knock
    Who's there!
    Demi Moore!
    Demi Moore who?
    Demi Moore than you did last time!

    Michael Moore swtiched his endorsement from Hillary to Barack this week, citing his better national foodcare policy.

    The announcement took over 2 hours, as Moore doesn't like to talk with his mouth full.

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