"Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates..." joke

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.