Yo Mama Jokes / Recent Jokes
Your mama so old and fat that she went to see Mt. Rushmore and sang "We Are Family"
1. yo mamma is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade
2. yo mamma is so old she waited tabels at the last supper
3. yo mamma is like a hockey player she dont change her pads for 3 periods
4. yo mamma is so short u can see her feet on her drivers license.
5. yo mamma is so fat she hollahoops with the rings of saturn.
6. yo mamma is so ugly she put the boogeyman out of buisness.
Your Momma is so fat that if she sat on a rainbow all of the skittles would pop out!
Yo Mama is so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets!
Yo Mama is so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money!