"Shorty" joke

your momma is so short she comedet suiside by juping off a curb

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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yo mama cooks so bad they pray after they eat!

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Ya momma is so ugly that when she went to Japan everybody yelled "GODZILLA"!

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