Waterfall Jokes

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    Two young boys were at a waterfall. They saw a naked women underneath the water. One of the boys ran away and the other one followed him saying, why are you running? The first boy said, my mother said that if you look at a naked woman, you turn to stone... And I am already becoming hard !

    There were these three American Indians sitting around this campfire one night, discussing where their parents got their names from.
    The first Indian said, "My parents decided to call me Jumping Deer because when they were conceiving me, a deer went jumping over them."
    The second Indian said, "My parents named me Running Waterfall because when I was conceived, they were next to a waterfall."
    The third Indian said, "This is really strange. My parents also named me after something that happened when I was conceived. They named me Broken Condom..."

    One day 3 guys were exploring the edge of a waterfall from one side. They were walking along and then one of them finds a dirty bottle. He rubs it and out pops a Genie! The Genie then says, "You may each jump off this waterfall cliff, name any object, and you will land in it!" So the first guy runs off and says "Money!" and he lands in a huge pile of money. The next guy runs off and yells "Gems!" and he lands in a huge pile of gems (he was later rushed to the hospital.) The last guy is running toward the edge, when he trips over a rock and falls off anyway, when he yells, "AWW, CRAP!"

    What is a waterfall that goes upwards?...Viagrafalls

    Once upon a time, a little boy lived by a river. It was a very boring river because the land was so flat there.

    One day, the boy was eating lunch by the river, munching on a kosher pickle. All of the sudden, an idea comes to him and he pitches the pickle into the river. Instantly, the river is transformed into a majestic waterfall!

    People came from miles around to witness the miracle. After seeing the beautiful waterfall, they turned to the little boy. "How," they asked, "how did you know to toss the kosher pickle into the river?" The little boy smiled and answered, "I just thought of that old adage--you know, that dill waters run steep!"

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