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    A Cucumber a Pickle and a Penis

    Hot 2 years agoby
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    A Cucumber a Pickle and a penis are sitting around talking about how difficult each of their lives are. The cucumber says "I have it the toughest i get chopped up and put into salads." The pickle responds " well i get put into a jar for months filled with my own urine." The Penis looks at them both and laughs at them "You guys have it easy" "I get shoved into dark caves 4 days of the week and have to do pushups until i puke."

    Pickle of a river

    Hot 4 years ago

    Once upon a time, a little boy lived by a river. It was a very boring river because the land was so flat there.

    One day, the boy was eating lunch by the river, munching on a kosher pickle. All of the sudden, an idea comes to him and he pitches the pickle into the river. Instantly, the river is transformed into a majestic waterfall!

    People came from miles around to witness the miracle. After seeing the beautiful waterfall, they turned to the little boy. "How," they asked, "how did you know to toss the kosher pickle into the river?" The little boy smiled and answered, "I just thought of that old adage--you know, that dill waters run steep!"

    After every line I type, say out loud to yourself, Hairy Pickle
    There once was a guy named
    He lived in a town called
    Nobody did like
    So they hung him buy his

    You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce. It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades. You cannot buy any alcohol after 8pm or on Sundays. The marriage of imbeciles and feeble-minded persons is prohibited. (Repealed) It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway. No one may use a white cane, unless they are blind. It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset. Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display. You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands. You may not educate dogs. It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday. It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire. Silly string is banned. It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.

    Dumb Connecticut laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

    Connecticut Crazy Law You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

    In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

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    It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.

    You cannot buy any alcohol after 8pm or on Sundays.

    The marriage of imbeciles and feeble-minded persons is prohibited. (Repealed)

    It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.

    No one may use a white cane, unless they are blind.

    Devon It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset. Guilford Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display. Hartford You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands. You may not educate dogs. It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday. New Britain It is illegal for fire trucks more...

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