"Dirty waterfall joke." joke

Two young boys were at a waterfall. They saw a naked women underneath the water. One of the boys ran away and the other one followed him saying, why are you running? The first boy said, my mother said that if you look at a naked woman, you turn to stone... And I am already becoming hard !

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

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"How I Met Your Mother", is the story Chuck Norris tells to everybody.

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Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

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In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too more...

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LyziMari::L LOL XD
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