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    The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory. He asked representatives from three development companies to come in and make a bid on the project. The three companies showed up at the scheduled meeting. The president of ABC asked the first company, Bruin Construction, who's president earned his MBA from UCLA, " How much will your company charge for this project?" "2 million," said Bruin. "1 million for materials and 1 million for labor." Then president then asks the same question to the second company, Cardinal Construction, whose president earned his MBA from Stanford. Cardinal answered, "3 million, 1. 5 million for materials, 1. 3 million for labor, and 0. 2 million for licenses and permits." Finally, the president asks the last company, Trojan Construction, whose president earned his MBA from USC. Trojan answered, " 4 million." "FOUR MILLION," yelled the president of ABC. "How do you breakdown more...

    Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269Dear John Doe, We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application to model and represent our product, TROJAN CONDOMS. Although your general appearance is not displeasing, our Board of Directors feels that your wearing of our product in the advertisement does not portray a positive, romantic image for our product. A loose baggy and wrinkled condom is NOT considered romantic. We did admire your efforts to try and firm it up by using Polygrip, but even then it slipped off before we could get the photographs taken. We would like to note, however, that yours is the first we've seen that looked like a bicycle grip. We appreciate your interest and thank you for your time. We will retain your application for future consideration, if by chance we decide that there is a market for micro-mini condoms. We send greetings and our deepest sympathy. Yours very truly, Burley Dick, PresidentTROJAN more...

    Recently, President Clinton and Boris Yeltsin had a conference on
    the spread of AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases in
    their countries. Yeltsin asked Clinton how he and his
    administration are attempting to stop the spread of AIDS.
    "We promote abstinence in the United States," Clinton told him.
    "That would never work in the USSR," Yeltsin replied. "People are
    going to have sex, and the government can`t do or say anything
    to stop that. I want to promote the use of condoms in my
    country. The problem is, we don`t have any good condom companies
    in Russia."
    "Well, in the US we have many condom companies, and one of the
    best is Trojan," Clinton told him. "Let me give the president of
    the company a call. I`ll ask him to send some condoms to you, so
    you can distribute them in your country. How many do you want?"
    "We`d probably need about 5 million or so to more...

    President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried. "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"
    "Bill, da Canadian pipple would be' appy to do anyt'ing wit'in der power to' elp you" replied the Prime Minster. (Yes, he does speak like that)
    "I do need your help," said Clinton. "Could you possibly send 1, 000, 000 Condoms ASAP to tie us over?"
    "Certainment! I get right on it!" said Chretien.
    "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Clinton.
    "Oui?"
    "Could the condoms be red, white and blue in colour; at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Clinton.
    "No problem" replied the Prime Minister and, with that, Cretien hung up and called the President of Trojan.
    "I need a favour, you got to make 1, 000, 000 condoms right away and more...

    President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried, "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!""Bill, da Canadian pipple would be 'appy to do anyt'ing wit'in der power to 'help you," replied the Prime Minister."I do need your help," said Clinton. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?""Certainment! I get right on it!" said Chretien."Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Clinton."Oui?""Could the condoms be red, white & blue in color, at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Clinton."No problem," replied the Prime Minister and, with that, Chretien hung up and called the President of Trojan Condoms."I need a favor, you got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send 'dem to Hamerica.""Consider it done," said the President of more...

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