Strawberries Jokes / Recent Jokes

An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were beginning to forget many little things around the house. They were afraid that this could be dangerous, as one of them may accidentally forget to turn off the stove and thus cause a fire. So, they decided to go see their doctor to get some help. Their physician told them that many people their age find it useful to write themselves little notes as reminders. The elderly couple thought this sounded wonderful, and left the doctor's office very pleased with the advice.
When they got home, the wife said, "Honey, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And why don't you write that down so you won't forget?"
"Nonsense," said the husband, "I can remember a dish of ice cream!"
"Well," said the wife, "I'd also like some strawberries on it. You better write that down, because I know you'll forget."
"Don't be silly," replied the husband. more...

One of the elderly residents on the porch hollered, "Sonny,
what are you going to do with that manure?"
The farmer replied, I'm going to put it on my strawberries."
The old man said, "Well, Sonny, then you should eat here. Around
here, we put whipped cream on our strawberries!"

Having problems remembering things, an elderly couple went to their doctor to make sure there was nothing wrong with them. After examining them, the doctor told them that physically they were fine, but they may want to start writing things down to help them remember.
Later that evening while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked him where he was going.
"To the kitchen," he replied.
"Would you get me a bowl of ice cream?" she asked. "Perhaps you should write it down so you'll remember."
"I can remember that," he said.
"Well, I'd also like some strawberries on top," she said. "Perhaps you'd better write that down because I know you'll forget."
"I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries," he replied.
"Well, I'd also like some whipped cream on top," she said. "I know you'll forget that, so perhaps you'd better write it more...

Three prisoners were scheduled to be executed. The warden asked them what they wanted to have for their last meal.
"Lasagna," the first replied. The warden served him his lasagna, then escorted him to his execution.
"I'd like lobster," the second prisoner said. The warden served him his lobster, then led him to his execution.
The third prisoner said, "I'd like a big bowl of strawberries, topped with whipped cream."
"Sorry, but strawberries are out of season," the warden said.
"Ah, that's ok. I'll wait!" replied the prisoner.