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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"

Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.