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I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.

Take my advice: I don't use it anyway.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

When everything's coming your way, you're on the wrong side of the freeway.