"I'm schizophrenic" joke

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with
Abdul Kalam. He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says
that,
it is to surround himself with intelligent people.
Bush asks how he knows if they`re intelligent.
"I do so by asking more...

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Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

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I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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Rachel:This joke is Not written the right way Nor is the name. It is Shut up, Manners, and Crap.
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Anonymous:Ctfu ! Ive Been Looking For This Joke !
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Anonym:Well, it's technically wrong. You don't have several identities if you're schizophrenic, that disorder is dissociative identity disorder.
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Alexander:Simple and very funny!
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Kimberly C:This one makes me laugh everytime!
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