"Teamwork is essential - it allows" joke

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?
To keep her legs closed

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

Three PhDs and three MDs are going to a conference and must travel by train to get there. At the station, the three MDs buy their three tickets and watch as the three PhDs buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" says one MD. more...

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...