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Having lost his donkey Natha got down on his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked,' Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?'
Natha replied,' I am thanking him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too.'

What kind of detective is Natha?'
'Well, once a burglar wearing calf-skin gloves, robbed a safe. Natha took the fingerprints and five days later, arrested a cow in Haryana.'

It was evening and Natha Singh sat in the drawing room of the house of his uncle in Jalandhar. Natha Singh was almost all dressed up. He had his socks and shoes on. The turban was nicely tied and the beard was neatly rolled up. He had a necktie around his neck. But he was in his vest and underpants only. Entered his uncle and asked, "Natha, you are sitting almost dressed up, what goes?"
Replied Natha, "Uncle I am dressed up, because someone may drop in."
"But you are in your vest and underpants only," exclaimed the uncle.
"Sometimes no one drops in," replied Natha Singh.

After a number of years in England Natha Singh decided to visit his native village in Punjab. But he decided to spend a few days in Bombay and then a day in Delhi to pay homage in the Bangla Saheb Gurdwara near Connaught Place.
He landed in Bombay and a friend received him. He enjoyed his sightseeing in Bombay and after a couple of days boarded a train for Delhi. He went into deep sleep in the train. This train reached Bhopal at about 8 a. m. Someone in the compartment put on the radio. And the Hindi newsreader's voice said, Yeh, Dilli hai. This woke up Natha Singh. He got up hurriedly, collected his bags, got down and went out of the Railway Station. He got into a cycle rickshaw and told the puller to go to Bangla Saheb Gurdwara near Connaught Place. Now this clever muslim rickshaw puller of Bhopal smiled to himself, and was on his way.
After two hours the rickshaw puller, with a worried look told Natha Singh that he had lost his way and would like to ask someone for more...