Motivation Jokes / Recent Jokes

Change is inevitable except from vending machines.

Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

If your feet smell and your nose runs, you've been made upside-down.

Everything you like is bad for you in some way.

If a job is worth doing, then get someone in to do it properly.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.