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    McDonnell Douglas
    Aircraft/Space Systems/Missiles
    PRODUCT REGISTRATION CARD
    Dear Sir,
    Important! Important!
    Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase.
    Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft.
    In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments
    to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the
    survey questions is not required, but the information will help us
    to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.

    1. [ ]Mr.[ ]Mrs.[ ]Ms.[ ]Miss[ ]Lt.[ ]Gen.[ ]Comrade[ ]Classified
    First Name _______________ Initial ___ Last Name ____________
    Latitude ____________ Longitude ____________ Altitude _______
    Password, Code Names, Aliases, etc. ___________________________
    2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
    [ ] F-14 Tomcat [ ] F-15 Eagle
    [ ] F-16 Falcon [ ] F-19A Stealth
    [ ] Classified
    3. Date of purchase: more...

    I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

    I intend to live forever--so far so good.

    McDonnell Douglas
    AIRCRAFT-SPACE SYSTEMS-MISSILES
    Important! Important!
    Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase
    Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.
    1. _Mr. _Mrs. _Ms. _Miss _Lt. _Gen. _Comrade _Classified _Other
    First Name____________________Initial____Last Name_________________________
    Latitude________________________Longitude__________________________________
    Altitude________________________Password, Code Name, Etc._________________
    2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
    _F-14 Tomcat _F-15 Eagle _F-16 Falcon _F-117A Stealth _Classified
    3. Date of purchase: Month___________Day___________Year____________
    4. Serial more...

    I intend to live forever, so far so good.

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