Mamas Jokes / Recent Jokes

your mamas so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started to sing "we are family"

Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out

your mamas ass is so big when she sits down shes 2 feet taller

your mamas glassses are so thik
that when she looks at the map
she sees people waving

your mamas like a vaccum cleaner she sucks she blows and she gets laid in the closet! LOL!!

your mamas so fat people visit her ass in a spaceship

Your mamas so fat that when she sits on a toilet it says a, b, c, d, e, f, g get your fat ass of of me!!!