"Yo mamas so fat ... skittles" joke

Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.

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I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

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So... the other day, my friends and I went to this "Ladies Night Club.
One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a $10 bill
The "dancer" came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and put it on his butt cheek
Not to be outdone, another more...

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An attractive young lady was at the dentist for a tooth extraction.
He gave her the usual "This won't hurt a bit" line before bending over her with the proper tool in his hand.
Suddenly, he drew back in complete alarm. "Excuse me, miss," he said in a more...

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