"Too bad all the people who know how" joke
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.
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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...
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Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!
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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
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dean:your mum pussy
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