Kurt Jokes / Recent Jokes

Kurt and Megan (a blonde) were bored in math class and one day when they decided to play "The Calculator Game". I'm sure many people reading this remember it - it's the one where you enter "1 + 1 =" into your calculator and continue pressing the "=" sign. The goal is to see who can get to the highest number while the math teacher is talking. Bring back any memories? Anyways, Kurt and Megan waited until the teacher started talking, and the contest was on! Fingers were pushing the "=" sign like mad. A hour and a half later, Kurt and Megan compared results. Kurt showed his number: 5,318,008. Megan said, "I don't get it. I was feeling so clever and I thought I'd play a trick on you, but I'm still at 1!!!"
"Well, what trick did you play?" Said Kurt.
Megan said, "I know that multiplication makes numbers bigger than addition does, so instead of pushing 1 + 1 =, =, =, =,..., I pushed 1 x 1 = = = = =..."

Kurt: I Spent 8 Hours Over My Spelling Book Last Night.
Teacher: It's Wonderful That You Spent So Much Time Studying.
Kurt: Who Said Anything About Studying? My Spelling Book Was Under My Bed When I Went To Sleep!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kurt & Conan!
Kurt & Conan who?
Kurt & Conan down down on the last act!

What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kurt & Conan!
Kurt & Conan who?
Kurt & Conan down down on the last act!