Courtney Love Jokes

...Courtney Love is launching her own "punk-chic" clothing line. Items will be made of natural fibers, be reasonable priced, and will come pre-puked on.

Ex-Hole Courtney Love has spoken out on Britney Spears' parenting skills by noting, "Say what you will about me, and I’m not passing judgment, but when I had my daughter, I stayed home with her almost every night for the first year of her life."

Love added, "Okay, I couldn't go out because I was usually lying on the bathroom floor with a syringe in my arm, but at least I was in my own house."

You know, I'm not like'cool mom.' I'm a mother But, I’m a really, really good mother, and the proof is in the pudding."Also in the pudding were trace amounts of LSD, cocaine, and crystal meth. No amount of self esteem was found in the pudding.

Courtney Love, widow of Nirvana singer Kurt Cobain, says she plans to sell most of his belongings at an auction.

When asked for comment, Love said: “I figured the best way to cope with the loss of the most important person in the world to me was to sell all his shoes to strangers.”

"Thanks to Mel's influence, it's been 15 months since I've done drugs or acknowledged the Holocaust."