Courtney Love Jokes / Recent Jokes

A swanky rehab facility is suing Courtney Love, claiming she never paid her bill after leaving there in 2005.

The lawsuit states that unless she pays in full, she will be shot full of heroin-tipped darts, thus re-addicting her.

Courtney Love, widow of Nirvana singer Kurt Cobain, says she plans to sell most of his belongings. She said it was an easy thing to do since she sold her soul to the devil a few years back.