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Why did the jazz musician like the wooden board?
Because it had a nice groove in it!

Confucius Says: Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time.

The Utah Jazz collected their 12th straight victory. In celebration, Utah residents might even stay up til midnight.

In an emergency a jazz trumpeter was hired to do some solos with a symphony orchestra. Everything went fine through the first movement, when she had some really hair-raising solos, but in the second movement she started going improvising madly when she wasn't supposed to play at all. After the concert the conductor came round looking for an explanation. She said, "I looked in the score and it said `tacit'--so I took it!"

Q: How many jazz purists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 40. 1 to change the bulb and 39 to complain that it's electric.

How many jazz musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Don't worry about the changes, we'll fake it!
Note: In jazz, the chord changes are what dictates the improvisation of the music.

Former Utah Jazz center Robert Whaley has been arrested after police discovered drugs between his buttocks. That's right – police found crack in his butt.