Frosty Jokes / Recent Jokes
The penguins claimed they didn’t see anything,
but eveyone knew Frosty had whacked Santa with his cane.
Q: Why did Frosty the snow man pull down his pants?
A: He saw the snow blower coming!
When President Obama asked Al Gore if global warming was real Gore replied
"Just ask that puddle, aka Frosty the Snowman."
1757
The great stables are built, and scientists are secretly hired by
Claus II to begin an ambitious project that of breeding and
training reindeer to fly.
1773
The flying reindeer are achieved and become Claus II and III's
major form of transportation.
1774
A mutant reindeer, named Rudolf, is born whose nose emits light.
He becomes an outcast of the reindeer society, and is taken in by
the Claus government. Claus II celebrates his 50th birthday,
inviting several other world leaders for a stay at his castle. To
impress them, he displays a lavish show of wealth, all at the
elves' expense. He gives the other leaders the impression of a
dictatorship under the guise of royalty. The elves sense this,
and the seeds of rebellion are planted.
1777
As conditions become increasingly strict, the elves begin to search
for a leader to lead their revolt. Rudolf, still in favor of more...
Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Why did Frosty go to the middle of the lake?
Because snow man's an island!