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If you have a lot of chops and use them. . you play too many notes
If you don't have a lot of chops. . you don't play enough notes
If you're a high energy player. . you don't play with enough feeling
If you play with lots of feeling you're too sappy
If you like a fat round sound.. your sound is too fat
If you thin out your sound.. you're sound is too thin
If you play a lot of chordal solo's.. why does he play so many chords?
If you chord work is sparce.. he doesn't play enough chords.
If you use heavy strings.. why does he use such heavy strings?

Yo Mama is so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"!

Yo Mama is so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo Mama is so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!

Yo Mama is so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Car!

Yo Mama is so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Your mamma is soo fat the only thing stopping her from going to weight watchers was the door