Fat Jokes / Recent Jokes

Yo Mama is so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo Mama is so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!

Yo mamma's so fat the cops had to use "The Jaws of life" to get her INTO her car!

Yo Mama is so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo Mama is so fat she uses entire trees to pick her teeth!

Yo Mama is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles!

Yo Mama is so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl!