Eskimo Jokes / Recent Jokes
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy? She gave him the cold shoulder! What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps! What's an ig? An eskimo's home without a loo! What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers! Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs! How do snowmen travel around? By iceicle! What sort of ball doesn't bounce? A snowball! How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet! What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark? Frost bite! How do you call an Eskimo cow? An Eskimoo!
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy? She gave him the cold shoulder! What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps! What's an ig? An eskimo's home without a loo! What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers! Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs! How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle! What sort of ball doesn't bounce ? A snowball! How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet! What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite! How do you call an Eskimo cow ? An Eskimoo !
There were three Eskimos in Alaska and one time, while they were at
their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside
and how cold their igloos were.
They could agree on everything but whose igloo was the coldest.
So they decided to determine who indeed had the coldest igloo.
They went to the first Eskimo's igloo. He said, "watch this,"
and took a big breath and exhaled. His breath froze into a big
lump and fell to the floor.
"Wow, that's colder than mine," said the second Eskimo.
But the third Eskimo exclaimed that his igloo was colder still. So they
ended up at the third Eskimo's igloo. He said, "watch this," and
went into the bedroom. He threw back the thick furs and retrieved one
of several small balls of ice there. He took the ball and put it
in a spoon & held a match under it.
When it heated up enough, it went, "FFFFAAAARRRRTTTT".
Read in a Turkish newspaper:
A tourist goes to the pole, and meets an Eskimo.
"During the summer you don't have any nights, and during the winter
you don't have any days... What do you do during that endless summer
day?" he asks.
"We go fishing, and make love to our women," the Eskimo replies.
The tourist thinks a while, and asks another question:
"Then, what do you do during that endless winter night?"
Eskimo grins:
"We don't go fishing..."
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside, and how cold their igloos were. They could agree on everything but whose igloo was the coldest, so they decided to determine who, indeed, had the coldest igloo. They went to the first Eskimo's igloo, where he said "Watch this!" and poured a cup of water into the air. Well, the water froze in mid-air and fell onto the floor. "Not bad" said the other Eskimos, but each maintained their igloo was colder still. So they went to the second Eskimo's igloo, and he said "Watch this!" and took a big breath and exhaled, whereupon his breath froze into a big lump and fell to the floor. "Wow, that's colder than mine!" said the first Eskimo. But the third Eskimo exclaimed his was colder still. So they ended up at the third Eskimo's igloo. He said "Watch this!" and went into the bedroom, threw back the thick more...
An Eskimo was having problems with his car so he took it to a mechanic to have it checked out.
After examining the engine, the mechanic reported the problem. "Looks like you blew a seal," he told the Eskimo.
"No, that's just frost on my mustache," the Eskimo replied.
an eskimo was riding his snowmobie when it qiut running he took it to the local mechanic and had him look at it the mechanic told the eskimo to give him about 3-4 hours and he would have it diagnosed so the eskimo went into town to do some shopping when he returned to the mechanic shop he saw his snow mobile in pieces the mechanic turned and looked at the eskimo and said looks like you have blown a seal the eskimo replies no that is just frost on my mustache