Dirty Mouth Jokes / Recent Jokes

Lance Bass, member of'N Sync, announced he was gay.
Which brings up the old* debate, as to whether homosexuality is the result of genetics, or of years of having "You're gay" pounded into one's head by a homophobic (but accurate) populus.
In any event, Lance Bass is a homosexual, and the rest of the band: gay.


* "Old" here is defined as "stupid."

I'm Carol Hartsell, registered voter, and I have decided that you are gay. Stop trying to hide it, you gay, gay, gay person.

While this may have come as a shock to you (although it shouldn't have) you will be happy to learn that even though I outed you, I strongly support your rights and your choices.

You are gay. And I believe in you.

xoxo,
Carol

Police are warning men about the "Hugging Bandit," who heartily embraces men coming out of downtown bars and leaves them wallet-less. "Hugging Bandit" is police-speak for'hooker.'

After his helmet popped off, L. J. Smith of the Eagles picked up the shit that was knocked out of him.

Indonesian authorities will drop hundreds of giant concrete balls to stop an eruption of hot, noxious mud from an underground fissure.

Gay engineers have been flown in from around the world for technical assistance.

...Author Alex Haley's grandchildren are writing a sequel to the best selling book "Roots"...the new book will deal with a previously unknown homosexual branch of the Haley family who remained behind in Africa....the new book will be called "Froots."

An uncle was arrested after police found a videotape that appears to show him teaching his 2- and 5-year-old nephews to smoke marijuana.

The man faces one charge of "being the coolest uncle ever."