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The dentist was sitting down to dinner when he received an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Witherspoon, explaining that his teenage son had gotten himself into quite a predicament.
"See, he was kissing and making out with his girlfriend," explained Mr. Witherspoon, "and when my wife and I got home from the movies, we found them stuck together."
"I'll be right over, Mr. Witherspoon," the dentist calmly said. "and don't worry. I have to unlock teenagers' braces quite often."
"Yes," Mr. Witherspoon whispered, "but from a intrauterine device?!?"

Ragini: My Tooth Was Aching Yesterday, So I Went To The Dentist
Rohini: Does Your Tooth Still Ache?
Ragini: I Don’t Know – The Dentist Kept It With Him.

A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist. "I'm sorry sir." she replied. "He's out right now, but..." "Thank you," interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again? "

One day a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.
"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"
"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anaesthetic, I can knock it down to $60."
"That's still too expensive," the man says.
"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I could get away with charging $20."
"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."
"Hmm," says the dentist, scratching his head. "If I let one of my students do it for the experience, I suppose I could charge you just $10."
"Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday! "

Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth? Dentist: Don't smile in a bad neighborhood.

Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn't the one I wanted pulled. Dentist: Relax, I'm coming to it.