Dentist Jokes / Recent Jokes

A husband and wife enter a dentist's office. The Wife says, "I want a
tooth pulled. I don't want gas or novocain because I'm in a terrible
hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
"You're a brave woman," says the dentist, "Now, show me which tooth it
is."
The wife turns to her husband and says "Open your mouth and show the
dentist which tooth it is, dear."

Father: Don't you feel better now that you've gone to the dentist? Son: Sure do. He wasn't in.

The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy

Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.

His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders"

Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.

Does an extensive search for cavities... dental and body.

He... ummm.. licks his tools clean.

Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line.

When you come to from being under the gas, he's quick to insist that you wore your pants backwards when you came into his office.

Wears a necklace made of human teeth.

Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.

Insists that a Novacaine shot is something that he'll buy you at a bar if you just go out with him.

A husband and wife enter a dentist's office. The Wife says, "I want atooth pulled. I don't want gas or novocain because I'm in a terriblehurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.""You're a brave woman," says the dentist, "Now, show me which tooth itis."The wife turns to her husband and says "Open your mouth and show thedentist which tooth it is, dear."

I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me while I'm trapped helpless in a chair. He cleans me. He flosses me. His instruments alive in my mouth.
And just when I don't think I can take it anymore, he says, 'Good girl, Marcie, you can spit now.' - Marcie, from the "Married With Children" sitcom.

I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist? That's right, Sir. So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend? That was my dentist.

A man walks into a dentist's and says, "Can you help me? I think I'm a moth."
The dentist says, "You need a psychiatrist, mate."
The man says, "Yes, I know."
The dentist replies, "Well, why have you come in here?"
"Your light was on!"