Dentist Jokes / Recent Jokes

"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God! " he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc! " replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didn't! " said the dentist. "That was the echo."

Young Charlie to dentists sexy chariside assistant "Aha! Are you the lady orthodontist? ". The lady replied "No, but Ill straighten anyones teeth "

While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, "Thank goodness my work is completed. I'm so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who's so gentle and understanding too." When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident to the doctor. He laughed and explained, "Oh, that was just my Mother."

Santa goes into the dentist's office to get a bad tooth pulled. As he opens his mouth and the dentist is about to drill, he asks how long the procedure will take.
"You'll be out of here before you know it, and won't feel a thing - the local will last 10 minutes."
"And how much is this costing?" Santa asks.
"Rs 500" the dentist states plainly.
"Geesh," Santa grumbled, "it's a crime to be able to hold a man captive for five minutes and charge him Rs 500!"
"Then for you, I'll give you a special!" the dentist said, and Santa's face looked pleasantly relieved.
"I'll take 15 minutes to do the extraction."

This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth."The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, the pain is so awful I'd rather have a baby!"To which the dentist replies, "Make up your mind lady, I'll have to adjust the chair!"

Once A Child Go To Dentist The Dentist He Take Out His Teeth Other Day Teacher Ask The Child How Is Your Teeth Now The Child Said It How Could I Know It Is With The Dentist

A man has a toothache, so he goes to see his dentist.
After examining the tooth, the dentist tells the man he is going to have to give him an injection for the pain.
The man says, "No way! I don't want an injection."
The dentist replies, "OK, I'll give you gas."
"Noooo!" shrieks the man. "I don't want any gas."
"Fine," says the dentist, "I'm going to give you some Viagra!"
"Viagra?" exclaims the man. "What for?"
"You're going to need something to hang on to when I pull your tooth!"