Dentist Jokes / Recent Jokes

"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist." "I'm sorry sir." she replied. "He's out right now, but..." "Thank you." interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again? "

Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction. Young dentist: Don't worry, it's my first extraction too.

Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved. Assistant: Why don't you marry her? Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?... Caps and robbers

Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc, but dont forget to send your bill to the other man.

A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist takes out a needle to give the man a shot of Novacain.
"No way, No needles, I can't stand needles"
The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas but the man again objects.
"No gas, please the mask on my face is suffocating to me"
The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill.
"No" said the patient "I'm fine with pills"
The dentist then returns and says "Here's a Viagra tablet"
The patient says "Wow, I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain pill"
"It doesn't" said the dentist "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull out your tooth"

Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"