Dentist Jokes / Recent Jokes
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says,"that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago iseroding. What have you been eating?" The man replies, "allI can think of is that about four months ago my wife madesome asparagus and put some stuff on it that wasdelicious... Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now putit on everything --- meat, toast, fish, vegtables, everything." "Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollindaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which ishighly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll makeyou a new plate, and this time use chrome." "Whychrome?" asks the patient. To which the dentist replies,"It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate likechrome for the Hollandaise!"
What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte
What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back
Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?""Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."
Why did the guru refuse Novocaine when he went to his dentist?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch.
The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates."
The woman replies, "Yes. Now, we're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we."
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A friend of mine went to the dentist recently. He commented that it must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth. He said, "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world? ?? "The Dentist will see you now."
Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentists window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.