Dentist Jokes / Recent Jokes

A woman was sitting in the dentist chair and the dentist was just about to start drilling. The woman reaches over, unzips his pants and slips her hand inside, curling her fingers around his balls.
She looks up at him sweetly. "Now we aren't going to hurt each other, are we?"

What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root Canal

A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much it is for a tooth extraction.

"? 85 for an extraction, Sir" was the reply.

"Och, huv yer no got nothin' cheaper?" replies the Scotsman, getting agitated.

"But that's the normal charge for an extraction, Sir," said the dentist.

"What about if yer didna use any anaesthetic?" asked the Scotsman hopefully.

"Well, it's highly unusual, Sir, but if that's what you want, I suppose I could do it for? 70," said the dentist.

"Hmmmm, what about if yer used one of yer dental trainees and still without anaesthetic?" said the Scotsman.

"Well, it's possible, but they are only training and I can't guarantee their level of professionalism, and it'll be a lot more painful. I suppose in that case we can bring the price down to say? 40," said the dentist.

"Och, that's still a bit much. How about more...

Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?...He was already taking out a tooth

Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill.""Good heavens, man!" exclaimed the patient irritably. "Cant you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?"

There once was a lady whose tooth was hurting, so she went to the dentist. He called her into his office; but as he put on his gloves, he could tell she was getting nervous. To calm her down, he asked, "Do you know how they make rubber gloves?"
"No," the lady admitted.
He said, "What you do is, you stick your hands in a big bowl of rubber and take them out again. Then you stick them up in the air and let them dry. When they finish drying, you pull off a pair of rubber gloves."
The lady didn't say a word for several moments, then started to giggle. "What's so funny?" the dentist asked.
The lady laughed and said, "I bet I know how they make condoms!"