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Brown and Robinson were two old men who were fierce rivals at cricket. One day, they decided to see who was the better player by having a game between them selves. Brown laboured for an hour to score twelve runs, but was bowled by the only straight ball he received. Both men were exhausted, and Robinson decided that he was too tired to bat and made for the pavilion, even though Brown had only to bowl at the empty wicket and break it to win.

As he lay slumped in the pavilion, an amused on looker strolled in and said,' Congratulations.'

'What do you mean?' said Robinson.

'Haven't you heard?' said the spectator.' Brown bowled thirteen wides!'

A cricket enthusiast had three trays installed in his office labelled' In', ' Out', and' L. B. W.'.

A visitor remarked as he could see the significance of' In' and' Out' but what did' L. B. W.' mean?

And the cricket enthusiast replied: "Let the Bastards Wait."

George spent every Sunday playing cricket. It finally got too much for his wife, who exploded,' Cricket! All you ever think about is cricket! I think I'd drop dead if you stayed home on Sunday!'

Santa Singh and Banta Singh were great cricket fanatics. They decided that whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of the other, and tell the other about the cricket life in the heaven. Santa Singh dies first. One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard Santa calling him. He was very happy and was eager to know about cricket there.
"So, Santa! How is cricket in heaven?"
Santa replied, "Hey Banta, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that tomorrow we are going to have a day & night match here in heaven. And the bad news is that you are the opening bowler for tommorrow's match!"

Yorkshiremen are known for their devotion to cricket. In fact, one day, an avid Yorkshire fan was asked,' If your wife and Geoff Boycott were in a house that was falling over a cliff, who would you save?'' Are you kidding?' was the reply.' My wife's a lousy bat.


You're looking glum'.' Yes. My doctor says I can't play cricket.'' Really? I didn't know he'd ever seen you play!'

An American had been told to go to a cricket match while he was in England. He watched with pleasure as the teams came out and the batsman scored four runs off the first six balls. Then the umpire called "OVER". "Well," he said, getting up, "it's a nice game - but it's very short!"





Cricket Short Joke 40^
During the week, the village pitch is always covered in grazing sheep.

Last week, the groundsman was marking out the boundary when he heard one sheep say to another,' Well, I've eaten all the grass at extra-cover. I think I'll try over at third man!'

It was the convicts' cricket match. The fast bowler whizzed down a screamer which just missed, but a bail gently toppled off.
'Not out,' protested the batsman,' it was the wind.'
'Wind or not,' said the umpire,' you're out on bail!'