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The insects were having their annual cricket match.
The captain was a Grasshopper, who turned to the Cricket and said, “Are you a bowler? ”
“Of course, ” said the Cricket. “Who ever heard of a cricket bat? ”

A very keen cricketer asked a divine, allegedly with good connections on high, whether there was any cricket in heaven.

The priest replied:"I cant tell you now, but if you come back on Sunday, I might have an answer. "

On sundaythe priest told the cricketer: "I've had good news and bad news. The good news is: Yes, there is cricket in heaven. And now for the bad news: You are in to bat on Friday! "

What team is Sachin most likely to coach after retirement?
The Grade 5 ladies college teachers team
Who will be the next man of the match in the Indian Cricket Team?
The 100% guranteed newcomers of the Indian Cricket Team... lol
Who is the next person to retire from the Cricket Team?
All, except for Sachin, he will become the water boy
90% of the next Indian Cricket Team will not OWN houses or businesses in India, even if they do they better have them insured.. lol
What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings.
Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.
When would Sachin have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling, and in training matches
What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.
How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?
Try giving them two overs more...

The Devils challenged the Angels to a game of cricket.

"But we've got all the cricketers," said the Angels.

"Yes. But we've got all the umpires!" exclaimed The Devils.

A cricket enthusiast died and went to hell. After a few days, the Devil came up to him and said,' What do you feel like doing today? You can have anything you like.'

'Well,' said the cricketer, I can't think of nothing better than a game of cricket. Can we do that?'

'Certainly,' said the Devil, and off they went to get changed. They arrived at a beautiful pitch, and the batsman in his new gear took up a stance. Nothing happpened.

'Come on then,' he said to the Devil,' bowl the first ball.'

'Ah, that's the Hell of it,' said the Devil.' We haven't got any balls.'

The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?" The high divorce rates in America indicate that the U. S. is still the Land of the Free, but your marriage demonstrates that we also remain the Home of the Brave! The man says: With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow. (Book of Common Prayer)The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. If you are the best man at a wedding there is always my favorite toast: The screwing you'll get is going to be worth the screwing you'll get. I didn't have the guts to use it at the wedding but it got a lot of laughs at the bachelor party. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then marry him. The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men more...

A cricket enthusiast died and went to hell. After a few days, the Devil came up to him and said,' What do you feel like doing today? You can have anything you like.'
'Well,' said the cricketer, I can't think of nothing better than a game of cricket. Can we do that?'
'Certainly,' said the Devil, and off they went to get changed. They arrived at a beautiful pitch, and the batsman in his new gear took up a stance. Nothing happpened.
'Come on then,' he said to the Devil,' bowl the first ball.'
'Ah, that's the Hell of it,' said the Devil.' We haven't got any balls.'