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Yorkshiremen are known for their devotion to cricket. In fact, one day, an avid Yorkshire fan was asked,' If your wife and Geoff Boycott were in a house that was falling over a cliff, who would you save?'' Are you kidding?' was the reply.' My wife's a lousy bat.

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You're looking glum'.' Yes. My doctor says I can't play cricket.'' Really? I didn't know he'd ever seen you play!'

An American had been told to go to a cricket match while he was in England. He watched with pleasure as the teams came out and the batsman scored four runs off the first six balls. Then the umpire called "OVER". "Well," he said, getting up, "it's a nice game - but it's very short!"

there were two guys bob and fred they both loved cricket and would watch it when ever they could they were also really good players. one day they made a bet sayin who ever went to heaven first would come back and tell the other one if there was cricket in heaven. bob died a week latter and came back three days after his death and said to fred i have good news and bad news which do u want first fred said the good news. bob then says there is cricket in heaven. fred then said so wht could possible be the bad news. bob then spoke and said i checked the line up for tommorow night and your our opening bowler

An Australian cricket fan dies on match day (probably from drinking too much) and goes to heaven in his Australian cricket shirt.
He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks Saint Peter.
'Hello mate,' the Aussie says.
'No Australian cricket fans in heaven,' replies Saint Peter.
'What?' exclaims the man, astonished.
'You heard, no Australian cricket fans.'
'But, but, but, I've been a good man,' replies the Aussie.
'Oh really,' says Saint Peter.' What have you done then?'
'Well, three weeks before I died I gave $10 to the starving children in Africa.'
'Oh,' says Saint Peter,' anything else?'
'Well, two weeks before I died I also gave $10 to the homeless.'
'Hmmm, anything else?'
'Yeah. A week before I died I gave $10 to the Albanian orphans.'
'OK,' said Saint Peter,' you wait here a minute while I have a word with the boss.'
Ten minutes pass before Saint Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says,' I've more...

The wicket-keeper was watching the batsman with a pained eye as he fumbled his way through a shaky innings.' I'm told that you love the game of cricket,' said the batsman.

'That's right,' said the wicket-keeper,' but don't worry - you just go right on playing!'