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The teacher confronted the small boy.' Now tell me,' he said,' what do you know about the Eskimo race?'

The child looked sheepish.' I wasn't there,' he admitted,' I went to the cricket match.'

Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
The high divorce rates in America indicate that the U. S. is still the Land of the Free, but your marriage demonstrates that we also remain the Home of the Brave!
The man says: With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow. (Book of Common Prayer)
The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband.
If you are the best man at a wedding there is always my favorite toast:
The screwing you'll get is going to be worth the screwing you'll get.
I didn't have the guts to use it at the wedding but it got a lot of laughs at the bachelor party.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then marry him.
The theory used to be you marry an older more...

Two club members were talking about a recent car accident.' What ever became of that hit-and-run driver?'

'He's batting for the prison cricket team!'

You're looking glum'.' Yes. My doctor says I can't play cricket.'

'Really? I didn't know he'd ever seen you play!'

There's a man in Croydon who claims to have invented a game that in certain respects is a bit like cricket.

What he doesn't know is that the England team has been playing it for years.

Son:'Can I play cricket with the boys in the street?'
Dad:'No. They swear too much.'
Son:'But you play with them.'
Dad:'I swear already.'

Jones had taken his wife to a cricket match. She sat through the first innings although plainly bored. In the second innings a batsman gave a tremendous swipe and knocked the ball out of the ground.' Thank goodness they got rid of it,' she sighed.' Now we can all go home.'