"Cricket Short Joke 39" joke
An American had been told to go to a cricket match while he was in England. He watched with pleasure as the teams came out and the batsman scored four runs off the first six balls. Then the umpire called "OVER". "Well," he said, getting up, "it's a nice game - but it's very short!"
Cricket Short Joke 40^
During the week, the village pitch is always covered in grazing sheep.
Last week, the groundsman was marking out the boundary when he heard one sheep say to another,' Well, I've eaten all the grass at extra-cover. I think I'll try over at third man!'
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