Congress Jokes / Recent Jokes

Rep. Pete Stark has publicly announced that he does not believe in a supreme being.

Congressman Stark might be right..'cause I can't believe that god would create a man with no lips.

The famous question... "Why did the chicken cross the road ?" when put
before a few Indians... this is what they had to say...
"Why did the chicken cross the road ?"
Azhar:-
"I am totally innocent, you know, I am unnecessarily being dragged into
this, you know... I neither know the chicken nor the road, you
now...."
Devegowda:-
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzz... mmmm...mm... chicken ??? Thanks, I'll have it later
!!... mm... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Laloo:-
"The fact, that the chicken crossed the road, means that, there is one
chicken missing from my poultry !!!"
George Fernandes:-
"I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40 clean
years of public life. I don't own a house, or a car leave alone a
chicken !!!"
Mulayam:-
"I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class,! so that
they can cross the road freely without their motives being more...

Yesterday, President Bush told Congress, "I don't think you should be running the war. I think you ought to be funding the troops." Congress shot back: "Why are you talking?"

First Ever Black Hole Created on Earth!....I guess they do not count Congress!

Its christmas everyday at congress, its loud, expensive, and theres turkeys everywhere!

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke today told Congress the recession might end this year. He also predicted that monkeys might fly out of his butt.

WEITTEN behind a three-wheeler was the following message:
Rama yug mein doodh milaa
Krishna yug mein ghee Congress yug mein daroo miley
To khoob dabaa kay pee. (In Lord Rama's age the
land flowed with milk In Lord Krishna's age there was
lots of ghee During Congress rule there is
liquor in plenty Drink to your fill and be merry.)