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Chuck Norris used to beat up his shadow,because it came too close

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

God wanted to create the world in 10 days… Chuck Norris gave him 6.

Chuck Norris had a twin brother but when they were born Chuck Norris choked him with the umbilical chord!!!

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is “Charles”. Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

Jesus walks on water. Chuck Norris swims through land.

Chuck Norris can spell his name with numbers.